Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.
by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011
Get the Lackland's Laws mug.According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Leesbra July 21, 2021
Get the All Known Laws of Aviation mug.The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
Get the did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? mug.by Brian December 6, 2004
Get the lats mug.The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.
Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
by Point Blank Sniper June 20, 2009
Get the Laws of Pew mug.Laws that a virgin will follow.
1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.
by Ronny Kim February 20, 2011
Get the v-laws mug.when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.
Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)
by noster April 30, 2004
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