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larry johnson

the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.
"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"
by Enchanted_ June 3, 2021
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Lawrencia

You always bring to completion anything you start. You are generous but like to see returns from your giving. You have an executive ability, you are a leader. You are moral, balanced, honest and intellectual, and you may attain spirituality. You are wise and practical with an appreciation of beauty. You always think before you act.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.

You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.
That's a kindhearted Lawrencia!
by Amerique April 4, 2017
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Larry Craig

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.
Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.
by CJE October 20, 2007
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Lawrence Albert Connor

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.
“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”
by rahal July 29, 2020
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Lauryn

Lauryn is a very caring loving smart crazy person she hates when people misspelled her name she's smart and talented. At first she might seem annoying or crazy but once you get to know her she is actually a very fun girl she has most beautiful eyes and you get lost in then. she is scared to commit to a relationship but once you give her time she will warm up to the idea. Don't miss with her because she doesn't take no bullshit and she will straight up tell you how she feels she doesn't care of she gets dirt or drama on her because it will all end up being okay Lauryn sometimes can seem very loud but that's just her way of getting things across. she's is very athletic and if you give her a math question she can solve it right away. She's known as one of the most prettiest girls in the class and has all the boys.

Sometimes Lauryn is very emotional and if you bring up her past she will totally shut you down she doesn't like to show her emotions if you piss her off oh you better run because she will attack you if you ever come across a Lauryn don't let her go cuz she was probably going to be one of the best people that's ever happened in your life She is very unique they're not a girls like her that come around often so keep her
Lauryn is a really nice girl
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Ashy Larry

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.
Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!
by Doombot March 11, 2004
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Larry David

1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.

2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.

3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.

4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.
(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)

Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)

Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?

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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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by JesseT May 16, 2006
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