Lawer

A word used to mention lawyers by people with a inferior intellect.

My 5 lawers will be in contact

by jo-oui June 4, 2020

lawlks

LOL + AWKS = LAWLKS
That feeling you get when something is weird/awkward af and you want to pull back, but at the same time is just amusing enough that you nervously laugh.

John: Hello, wanna come back to my place?
Sarah: Lawlks, this is our first date and you aint that stacking..

by XCFAM2015-2016 March 31, 2016

lawket

another term for lowkey

“eliza’s hair is lawket nice today” said louisa

by leliza April 6, 2021

in-lawed

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

by Stoolie May 30, 2014

Sammy Lawerence

The best character of all time. He’s from bendy and the ink machine and he’s that one that tries to kidnap you

“Who’s your favorite character in Batim?”
“Sammy Lawerence.. obviously?”
“Oh, of course!”

by Rui’s Wife February 12, 2022

lawernce drayton

A shithead annyoing short cunt with a high voice.

omg, i know you hack leave now fagot before the admin bansss you

by Bobfreq February 25, 2005

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011