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won’t last 3 minutes

When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.
Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?
by CloudyThoughts December 11, 2021
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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Last Minute

ig @ IsoTheDonn is the definition of last min, he’s the king of this stuff
“yo iso wanna go to the towns right on some last minute shit”
by KeepGeekin December 3, 2023
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.
Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!
by Kaliente April 27, 2017
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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