You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.
ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
-------------------------------------------------------------------
You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
-------------------------------------------------------------------
You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
Get the Mirror Licking mug.Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'
by Allan Scott June 4, 2007
Get the licking carpet mug.Related Words
Bestfriend: I thought you supposed to actually spit when you spitting game to make it work.
You: BOY you dumb as a duck ! I’m finna get on you son ! That’s a neck !
Bestfriend: *dodges and runs away* 🏃
You: Don’t worry, imma catch you lacking.
Bestfriend: *walking down the hall, not paying attention*
You: *runs up and necks bsf*
You: I told you imma catch you lacking !
Bestfriend: I ain’t going out sad, i’ll catch you lacking one day ! Wait on it.
- or
Person 1: I was just walking down the street and I got mugged by that one barber i owe money to 🤦🏾 ♂️.
Person 2: Who told you not to be paying attention ! You got caught lacking so that’s on you ! Just take the L and go.
Person 1: They caught me lacking but i ain’t going out sad ! i’ll get my goons on him !
Person 2: Boy don’t turn this into a nigga moment . Like i said YOU got caught not paying attention so take your L and go.
Person 1: Mann whatever.
You: BOY you dumb as a duck ! I’m finna get on you son ! That’s a neck !
Bestfriend: *dodges and runs away* 🏃
You: Don’t worry, imma catch you lacking.
Bestfriend: *walking down the hall, not paying attention*
You: *runs up and necks bsf*
You: I told you imma catch you lacking !
Bestfriend: I ain’t going out sad, i’ll catch you lacking one day ! Wait on it.
- or
Person 1: I was just walking down the street and I got mugged by that one barber i owe money to 🤦🏾 ♂️.
Person 2: Who told you not to be paying attention ! You got caught lacking so that’s on you ! Just take the L and go.
Person 1: They caught me lacking but i ain’t going out sad ! i’ll get my goons on him !
Person 2: Boy don’t turn this into a nigga moment . Like i said YOU got caught not paying attention so take your L and go.
Person 1: Mann whatever.
by BrokeBintiBeans June 13, 2018
Get the Lacking mug.When you participate in the Internet trend of "No Nut November" but you have attempted to masturbate and have been caught by a friend or relative.
by Jay Cunt December 13, 2017
Get the lacking in november mug.The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
Get the Licking the Alphabet mug.by Squaaaaad May 15, 2014
Get the caught lacking mug.Dude #1: *On the phone with Dude #2* Aye man im around (enemy location) by myself
Dude #2: Bro, you finna be caught lacking, leave now
Dude #2: Bro, you finna be caught lacking, leave now
by yvnggucci1017 February 4, 2018
Get the lacking mug.