larry johnson

the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.

"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"

by Enchanted_ June 3, 2021

Larry Craig

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.

Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.

by CJE October 20, 2007

Ashy Larry

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.

Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!

by Doombot March 11, 2004

Larry David

1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.

2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.

3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.

4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.

(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)

Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him)

Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?

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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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by JesseT May 16, 2006

Larry Craig

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

Larry Stylinson

It is the amazing relationship between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction. They are in love, and "Larry Shippers" are the people who always share evidence to prove it. And they in fact found enough evidence to prove that Larry Stylinson is real. Those two boys are madly in love, and Larry Shippers are madly in love with their love.

LARRY STYLINSON IS REAL. DEAL WITH IT.

Girl 1: Ugh! Louis and Eleanor are deeply in love!
Girl 2: Bitch please. Louis is gay. To Harry. And it's called Larry Stylinson.

by Larry's Bullshit June 10, 2013

Larry Stylinson

The definition of true love.

“All I want in life is a love like Larry Stylinson.”
“....same”

by mysterious being September 14, 2019