A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
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Laporte Highschool is a school in Laporte, Indiana, you probably would never have guessed that. it is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls, and all you see is: trailor trash, sluts (most common), hicks, and the kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the wanna be gangsters. They are the ones that you can spot a mile away because they woddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, (god forbid their pants be at their waists). LaPorte High School is also full of rude teachers, and the teachers that dont ever make their students touch a book. Overall, Laporte High School is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.
by Cinnamon Glotz January 4, 2012
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A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.
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Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”
Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”
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