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lapdrop

A stolen laptop.
A portable device (Laptop, PDA, etc.) that has been "dropped"(stolen) from your "lap"(your property)
-WTB....(no lapdrops please!)
-Hey mang, got any lapdrops ?
-Lapdrops costs companies millions of dollars every year.
by rgz September 15, 2005
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Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.
"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.
by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012
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Lapdance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.

There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.

In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.

There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"

" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
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LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!
"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"
by Klynchwich October 28, 2008
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Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".
by Jtrigger April 22, 2011
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Lapdong

When your bulge goes up when they sit on your lap

(Thx Kelly-)
S/O: “Can i sit on your lap?”

Him:” Aight.”

S/O: “Is that ur lapdong?”
by DRichest July 14, 2021
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Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
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