Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016

cantelopes

huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl

damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!

by djro May 18, 2006

antelope

When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.

I saw an antelope in my yard.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

antelope bite

when you sneak up behind someone and give them and pinch then really hard on the underside of their bicep.

Gwen- "Hahaha ur a loser!"

Travis- "Shut up before i give u an antelope bite!!!"

Gwen- "NO! Ive still got bruises on there from last time!!!"

by pearlcitywolves February 28, 2008

bantelope

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

by known?no September 1, 2011

squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!

Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL and pEtRoLiS!!! February 13, 2005