1) An opportunistic mentally ill parasite who honestly believes he provides an honest, morally sound business for his community. But in reality, siphons huge amounts of resources from his tenants trapping them into the perpetual gamed cycle of renting rather than owning.
2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.
2) A person, company, or firm who owns so much property they can easily set the rental rates of a particular area.
"If I keep paying rent to landlords, I will never afford a house"
"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"
"My landlord raised the rent again! I cannot believe I am being priced out of my childhood town!"
by DutchPirate June 10, 2018
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The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
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Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.
by Roofing December 14, 2016
Get the lankford roofing mug.Not a job. By definition, a landlord is a property owner, and at best, is an investor. Investment Slacker. Will try to convince others that what they do is, in fact, a "real" "job" by listing responsibilities such as:
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices
Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices
Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."
Frankie D: Yeah, I dunno Rich, I mean if it makes money--it's a job, right?
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.
by Merriticus September 23, 2021
Get the Landlord mug.A girl who likes to start drama and brag about how many guys she sends nudes to and has sex with. Not attractive at all. Thinks she is "thicc" but is really just fat.
by Anon.hoe June 11, 2018
Get the Lankford mug.A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.
Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019
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