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lane lag fag

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.
by Stan West April 18, 2005
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Are you pulling a Misti Lane Spencer Abbott?
by Abbyfaith October 30, 2008
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Lanee

If you ever come in contact with a Lanee, keep her. She’s a person that’ll stay will you until the end. A soulmate, and very very beautiful.
Lanee is my best friend. And I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world.
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Mark Lanegan

The most amazing singer on the face of the earth. Ex-lead singer of The Screaming Trees, Does guest vocals with Queens Of The Stone Age, The Twilight Singers, etc... Did a record with Isobel Campbell, and Mad Season. Hottest man of the face of the earth!
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by Rhiannon S September 17, 2006
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shady lane

"A shady Lane/ everybody wants one..."
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by Denise Yazak June 21, 2003
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texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.
"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
by gwiz September 11, 2008
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left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.
Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.
by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006
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