social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

lamprey

A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.

Last night I totally did the lamprey on a chick's asshole.

by Scrim March 3, 2008

Lambretta

a make of scooters that has branched out into the fashion industry making jeans, t-shirts, bags etc for both men and women. Very cool brand popular with mods. most fashion garments have a scooter on it some where.

my boyfreind has a gorgeous pair of lambretta jeans and is gettin a scooter to match!

by Cazstar August 25, 2005

Lambretta

Italian word, meaning unreliable form of transport.

Look at him stood there at the side of the road with his Lambretta.

by Mr Know All July 26, 2011

Layren

a Small yet funny little person who likes to get drunk and smoke but opposes drugs.

how can you be such a layren? smoking is just as bad!

by TehViper March 12, 2009

Lamerest

Lamer than Lame. Lamer than Lamer. The Lamest of the Lame.

You're so lame, you're the lamerest.

by dotdotcom September 10, 2010

zack lamoreux

An in the closet homosexual male, usually someone who tends to take large dicks up his ass, preferably from large african american males.

Also a word to describe someone who loves the taste of jizz on various types of food.

"Damn look at this kid on youtube taking it from Bill Cosby"

"What a fucking zack lamoreux"




"I love to dip my tostitos in jizz"

"Dude you're such a zack lamoureux.

by bill cosby 123 April 13, 2009