lamentine

someone who repeatedly makes emotionally bruising decisions, unwilling to learn from the past or listen to advice, leaving us witness to a hopeless scene yet again.

A) how's she been?
B) that lamentine let her ex move back in cuz he got kicked out of rehab.
A) not again!

by miz cherry December 2, 2007

Jenna Lameson

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.

Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

JeBron Lames

A basketball player hyped up on HGH and is over dramatic when he doesn't get a foul call his way or falls down.

If JeBron Lames would quit whining and just play, perhaps Cleveland could win a championship.

by The1DickBastard January 26, 2010

Latest Squeeze

Latest boyfriend/girlfriend. Not a serious relationship.

Matt: I've got a girlfriend.
Sarah: Ah, your latest squeeze?

by Miako_Samuio September 14, 2009

Lametroll

Trying to be a prick on the internet, but missing the mark. By a fucking mile.

1) Gregory tried to start a CMS flamewar on Google+. What a lametroll.

2) Gregory's lametroll fell short since nobody gave a fuck.

by dreamfoundry July 27, 2011

lametron

when someone is lame ,, x3000 as well as partially bland. more extreme than just lame, however, generally used more towards friends and/or family. friendly bullying .. :)

“you don’t like Hello Kitty or applejuice juice boxes? you’re a lametron”

by c5ph3r September 29, 2021

lamestream

Something that is so mainstream that pretty much everyone likes it and it becomes lame for that reason.

1. Dude, did you listen to Green Day? That's so lamestream.
2. I didn't want to be lamestream so I started listening to screamo.

by dave "pelirrojo" rogus December 18, 2007