Wow! What a great school! I love this school where you can get all the weed alcohol and STD’s you want! This shit wild here, the dean sends out pussy pics to all students, you can smell the fruity ness of a blueberry escobar In every corner of the school and you got a big ass Mexican man who smells like a fresh Taco Bell bean burrito as your security guard. Ms.Seiler lowkey the hottest and baddest teacher in the school(she sent pussy pics to a bunch of us freshman year) besides the escobars, you can literally smell the aids of the school reeking even from a block away. Every weekend some kid ends up overdosing or getting pregnant. Sum sophomore named Amanda will sleep with any guy she can get her grubby hoe hands on lmao, she will fuck anything that walks. This school is every stoner teens dream, so if you wanna get high and drunk and get aids all in one day, come here then.
by PassDaBoof420 June 4, 2022
Get the Standley lake high school mug.A school full of students who think they are better then everyone else, 95% of which do drugs. A school that allows over 85% of its students to get undeserved A's thus allowing 85% to go to college...however only 6% of them will graduate from college, the other 79% will live at home with mom and talk about how cool they were high school.
Tim: hey jimmy whats with white bear being all crowded right now?
Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
Jimmy: Well Tim the first semester of colleges are ending so all the former White Bear Lake High School students flunked out....whats new?
by 2goodFoDis January 19, 2009
Get the White Bear Lake High School Student mug.Full of crazy, fake, annoying freshman that literally think they are all that. Especially at lunch when they chase eachother while screaming. The redneck boys here are stuck up and can be more annoying than the freshman kids. You dont need a truck that blinks lights and has black smoke coming out of your muffler just to drive to school and go home.
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
All of the teachers KNOW how to teach, it's your responsibility to sit in the front and actually learn. Don't say it's the teachers fault your failing, when you're in the very back texting.
The boys here are normal looking, so don't expect to see major hot boys like there are in Cali, cause baby you're at the wrong school!
Thankfully no matter who you are, you WILL fit in and have a group of awesome friends!
Fort Myers-Preppy Riverdale- Rednecks (s/o to them because all of the kids I grew up with go there)Bishop-The school you dream to go to yet your family cant afford. You only follow the girls on instagram to see their new Range Rovers and see their summer beach houses.
The day you graduates going to be bittersweet. Happy to be growing up and out! Yet sad to know you're leaving fam. You say you're gonna make plans, but it never happens and the next thing you know you're on your death bed praying to God that he forgives you for all of the crazy things you did and ask him into your heart because you didn't want him to be in your heart for your entire life until now when your scared and alone.(Not the way to live) ;)
Mom: How was school today?
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
Me: Fine
Mom:Oh okay, well good!
Me:*smiles at the thought of remembering all of the crazy stuff you did that day at Cypress Lake High School*
by aqsdcu May 16, 2015
Get the Cypress Lake High School mug.Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.
Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.
by oceancats March 21, 2017
Get the Lake Zurich High School mug.LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.
The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks
The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.
Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.
Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks
The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.
Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.
Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?
Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.
The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.
The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
by YuhYuhEsketitYuh January 16, 2019
Get the Lake Washington High School mug.A magical place located in Naples, ME where rednecks, potheads, juulers, anti-socials, emos, trailer trash, meatheads, furries, speds, and sports tryhards (meatheads) come from all over ranging from Casco, Naples, Bridgton, Raymond, Sebago, and trailer parks. Here at Lake Region High School you can go to Friday night lights and watch our football team get their ass beat week after week, we have had one winning season in the last 14 years. Chances are if you go to the bathroom you will see one of the many categories above JUULING, usually these fuck sticks come in packs of 2-6 people. Lake Region High School also changes the grading system every 3 months just to keep you on your toes. If you are feeling like you wanna drop out, cocky, or NEED A FAT JUUL RIP, this is the place for YOU! -student attending the class of 2020
by jimmyjamesboyguydude October 9, 2018
Get the Lake Region High School mug.Home of the vape gods, suspensions left and right, full of rich white preppy kids driving their daddy’s cars. Everyone thinks they are hood. Freshman with higher body counts then seniors. And a kids who punch cops and get arrested.
by TH3_CH3M1ST June 9, 2019
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