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Punched Lasagne

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Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!
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the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.
Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.
by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018
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lamesauce

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A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005
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Laela

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Laela simply means a field of flowers
by catkittyprincess February 25, 2015
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LaSalle-Peru

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Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.
The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
by G2LowC November 8, 2009
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Poo Lasagne

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Usually found in college/university student accommodation.

Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...

Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
"Jesus christ, there's a six-foot poo lasagne in there!"
by Pupu October 7, 2005
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