LaBarbera's Law

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.

Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"

by Baldran August 25, 2010

Ladayna

Ladayna is a girl that is thriving in Beauty she can has an aditude but it doesn't get the best of her don't get on her bad side she might just kill you she has a very big heart even for people that didn't do her right in the past all in all she is a girl that you wouldn't want to loose if you're lucky enough to get her in your life.

Wow you can so tell she's a Ladayna just look at her

by deadboy July 13, 2015

labyrinth effect

1. When you think something isn't is like that but it's not

Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?"
Chad: "No there's only 2, you're having a labyrinth effect"

by Maxwell_Edison September 6, 2021

Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

Lafayette Salad

n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!

Julia is kind of pissed at me right now, I tweaked her ankle while we were trying a Lafayette Salad last night.

by xx_dangermaus_xx September 8, 2013

Labattomized

The condition of being inebriated by drinking too much of only one brand of beer, produced by the second-largest brewery in Canada, after Molson.

Ad slogan : Get Labattomized!

by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009

Labagiu

Romanian for "one who masturbates". Used as an insult.

sinonim with onanist ( onanist also term used in romania)

God damn that wanker!
Da-l dracu de labagiu!

by Dimishor April 2, 2011