lavangela

A goddess the world is unworthy of knowing

All hail Lavangela

lavangela by GoddessAngie November 23, 2021

Lavonte Johnson 

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin

Lavonte Johnson Your it

Lavonte Johnson by HAHAHAHA69420 August 5, 2022

Lavande 

a way to refer to a gay person, usually in a non-supportive way

Example of 2 people having this conversation:
Harsh: Did you hear she came out as gay?
Aadi: I knew that bitch was a lavande..

Lavande by urbandictator420 May 23, 2025

Maserati Levante 

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.

Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

Maserati Levante by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022

Pulled a Levante 

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.

John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'

Pulled a Levante by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011