Lucid Autofellatio

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream

Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 15, 2021

Lucid Dreaming

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Lucid Dream

A lucid dream is where you are dreaming, but you're aware at the fact that you're dreaming. Once you conclude the fact that you are aware of your dream, you can control anything in it. You can fly, walk on walls, make people appear, bend reality, change the environment, teleport. The possibilities are endless.

Dude 1: Bro, I had this awesome lucid dream last night!

Dude 2: Really? What was it about?

Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!

Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!

by Iamthatkid August 21, 2013

Lucid Loop

When you pick up your phone to check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Messenger, Discord, Slack, Gmail, etc., but after you're done with that, it's time to check Facebook again.

When I get stuck in a lucid loop, I'm taking a break for what I think is 5 minutes, but is really 5 hours. By the time I realize it, it's 10PM and I've neglected to finish my work, go to the store, or simply eat dinner. pls help

by ibtbysitlot January 9, 2021

Lucid Dreams Remix

"Enviyon on a mix" " No, No, No, No." " No-No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!" "Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" He can't take back the love that he gave her." "It's to the point where he loves and he hates her and he cannot change her so he must replace her, oh!" "Easier said then done, He thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" "She found another one but he is the better one and won't let her forget him!" " Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" " He can't give back the love that he gave her!" "It's to the point where he loves hates he but he can't change her, so he must replace her, oh!" " Easier said than done he thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" " She found another one but he is the better one and he won't let her forget him!" "She left him sad and he knows she doesn't want him." " I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed." She was his everything!" "Now I'm just better off away." :( "He didn't want tit to end." He should've listened to his friends!" He gave her his heart and she made his heart break!" (You will always be remembered Juice Wrld!)

The Lucid Dreams Remix is really good!!

by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 14, 2022

lucid dream

Knowing in your dream, that you're dreaming.
It's NOT a lucid dream when you woke up, and noticing you was dreaming.

Person 1: I had a lucid dream this week.
Person 2: wow, how cool!

by xxYvette July 20, 2006

lucid calm

Only the coolest band out there. One day they'll be famous
...one day
o. i'm not they're stalker, me???? NOOOOO. I'm a cousin, of a friend of theirs, incase you wanted to know.
*runs away*
www.lucidcalm.com (new, site, under construction)
www.tripod.com/e_choes (old site)
...

some girl: like OMG...it's that hott guy from that band that i've never listened to!!!
some other girl: which one, they're all hott?
...
some guy: you girls are losers

ANARCHY!!!!(<that has nothing to do with anything)

by HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAstalkerfreakHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA February 5, 2005