LordFlexinator

Nux Taku the legend who flexes on everyone including himself with far too many/Not nearly enough JoJo references

That sarcastic a**hole is almost as amazing as LordFlexinator himself.

by FusionGodMishmash November 19, 2019

I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

Sweat-Lord

A term used to describe someone who is a mega tryhard at something (usually in games such as Fortnite) and goes above and beyond to try and show off their "skills"

omfg Richard you're such a fucking sweat-lord, chill out it's just a game bro

by SoupremeLeader December 30, 2018

Meme Lord

The lord of all memes. This person has made the dankest of memes, better than any other.

Wow, he's such a Meme Lord

by Pingasman70 May 21, 2016

Lord Hector Diono™

A nick name given to a 1990's native Washingtonian songwriter born Lord Michael Chambers Rosenthorn by an 8 year old child in southeast Atlanta Georgia in 1992 made popular by an Atlanta Georgia Radio personality named Kenny Diamond of V-103. A nick name made popular in retail music and underground hip hop as the pseudonym for Lord Michael A. C. Rosenthorn. The Stage name for Atlanta Producer/Songwriter/Performer Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. A registered trademark identifying Lord Michael A. Chambers Rosenthorn as a United States recording artist. An American music composer of Hebrew West Indian decent born Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. The full stage name to Lord Hector;Lord Hector Diono(Pronounced) {Lord-Hector-Dee-awn-o}

And The songwriter of the year award goes to Lord Hector Diono™

by Associated Press UK,London September 20, 2011

Lord Carrol

An extremely muscular and handsome man. Usually about 6 foot tall and is an extremely good math teacher.

What would Lord Carrol do?

by DaddyCarrol February 23, 2020

lying for the lord

Lying for the Lord, is similar to lying for Jesus, but this phrase is particularly associated with the Mormon church (The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints).

Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is

The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:

"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."

as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"

this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.

Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'

"the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.)"

"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"

by DutchCappedCrusader June 15, 2014