Loagen

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

LOLgerism

VERB
Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itself as a snort, or a loud sarcastic "HA".

Please note LOLgerisms were first observed by doctors in the 16th century, when LOLgerisms were punished by death, usually hanging (which, being an uncomfortable situation, would usually trigger frther LOLgerisms).
Also a fun word to say...LOLgerism...

I went to the funeral yesterday and LOLgerismed...I looked like a beetroot afterwards.

So how did you react when the boss fired you?
I LOLgerismed...

by TheEntertainer26 June 22, 2009

lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

Lolagician

Someone who is very funny. A magician of laughter, makes other people 'lol'

Homie - "ahh thats a good one, your the best lolagician i know"
Mattaldinho - "why, thank you"

by Mattaldinho December 16, 2008

Lolater

When a Lolita has come of legal age and is pursuing you.

Oh man, so-and-so's sister is a total Lolater now.

by nobokov October 15, 2009

LOLakers

A woeful NBA team based in Los Angeles that was once very successful and known as the "LA Lakers". In recent years, they have become so bad that it is difficult to not laugh out loud at their staggering incompetence and so they are now more properly called the "LOLakers"

Q: "What time do the LOLakers tip tonight?" A: "Who Cares? They are playing the Spurs so they will get drilled by 30"

by M.C.Rox September 23, 2016

LOLadex

(Low-La-Dex)
a catalog of jokes stored in your memory..
jokes that you keep on hand for quick access.

Killator: i just thought that one up, it wasnt in my LOLadex
Bane: low la dex??
Killator: yeah.. like the jokes i remember and keep ready to use
Bane: ah like a roladex
killator: stfu i hate you

by Yellow Skull Bastard May 18, 2011