Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

lita

wwe diva

litas great

by jack April 16, 2004

litaker

an ass turd monkey fucker that likes to be a taintopotamus; is a taint poacher and likes to watch bears shit in the woods

"Did you see that weird ass guy watching a bear shit?"
"Yeah, he's a litaker"

by mtb15 April 30, 2010

Litastic

1. For something to be lit and fantastic at the same time.
2. EXTREMELY lit.

That Drake concert was litastic!

by Avrahge March 7, 2016

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

Lomita

A small city in the South Bay. Only go there is you want everyone to know all your business. The area is densly populated with alot of white boys that THINK they are either (A.)Gangsta's (B.) MotoCross racers or (C.) Really really gonna get that Casual card or A Book someday.......

You know youre in lomita if its 2pm on a Wednesday and most people are at either the Fire house or the Old PAR 4 aka used to be Balck Whale...aka ??? (Bar with new name every year)

by Lomita no more!!! October 9, 2008

lmia

Laughing Myself Into Asphyxiation

Derived from the popular lmao, it is Internet slang coined by a British fanfic author.

Lmia! Can't breathe....too....funny!

by sorr0w January 8, 2008