Limpie

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Lipian

An ancient language originating O'er Der in the bedroom of one of the first "lipians" in the small town of Fredonia, NY. The first lipians used phrases such as, "your lips" and "Zed-uh". Some say the creator of this ever popular and growing language was none other than her lips himself, D.B. The language continues to grow into many American states as new "Lips" are learned in the Language, some say art, of Lipian speaking. Your lips are now engulfed in flames as your muff fire ravages from within. You are now pry exposed and educated in the fine art of lipian. Some say it is more than a language, but rather somewhat of a cult phenomenon. I'm now pry set as it is smelling like thanksgiving O'er there and I now must Snap them before would be villains come o'er her and open my vindie and catch a baldic in their muff handle-ahee. Something-onit-ahee. Late. Yours truly gone Ghost, Tony Starx-ahee.

You need more examples?

by Tony Starx March 15, 2004

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

lumpia

an eggroll like filipino snack with characteristics of a ninja star when thrown. weapon of choice for lumpia man.can usually be found folded neatly like an envelope.

after finding out that my magnok was undercooked, i hurled three pieces of lumpia at the chef.

by got lumpia? October 20, 2003

limpit

Someone who clings onto you and dosen't let go. Best decribes someone who follows you around EVERYWHERE, and can be very clingly when is come to relationships - freindly or intimately.

There is a girl who calls you every five minutes, always asking when you are going to be around and when she can next see you. She also aways says that she misses you and can't bear to be apart from you for more than a few hours. She is definately a limpit.

by Sarah Gr. November 3, 2005