being pet like a chicken

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.

Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

by vividtears November 17, 2018

like a freerange chicken

Behaving confidently and randomly, often in the wrong direction.

My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.

by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious

“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”

by Mike Whittaked August 8, 2021

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL

it means u ugly.

“girl shut up, you built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL” -Hannah 2022

by alright hi and hello r used June 1, 2022

bop chicken like a flopper

bop chicken like a flopper is a line used meaning seggsy time

"you already know, what's going to be happening" -guy 1
"we gonna fuck, downward dog, 69, im gonna bop chicken like a flopper, stick it in his ass, lock it in raw, i'll eat his ass out, cum on my lips" -guy 2
*guy 1,2&3 all laugh at the same time.. first time guy 3 has done anything other than look lost in about 83839 years*

by There's Wade, Zane, and Gage April 12, 2021