Lieutenant Dan

A 1991 grey dodge caravan with a kal tire sticker on the back. Derived from forrest gumps "lietenant dan".

"hey guys! here comes lietenant dan!"
"lieutenant dan is a niiice ride!"

by Kirbs May 22, 2006

lieutenant dan

During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump

by Scott Jaffa February 11, 2003

lieutenant ho

that ho who basically scouts and recruits girls to follow in the ho way of life.

Might as well give that lieutenant ho a top hat with the feather stickin up and chin strap.

by Daniel Marty July 20, 2006

Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!

"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"

by "The Dish" June 13, 2008

lieutenant queef

Typically an aryan white boy, who has an extremely fit sister that has a very thicc ass. He normally gets a grade 1 all over haircut and licks arse.

"Oh that boy is such a lieutenant queef!'

by john tomato January 14, 2018

lieutenant wet

Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.

Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.

by Star Drummer March 13, 2017

Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018