Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.
Nick: But your not retarded.
Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
by nick May 19, 2005
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*you grab Cade’s colored pencils
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!
by Legally skilled legend October 19, 2018
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Get the legally stupid mug.1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"
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