Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020

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the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.

jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?

by who says I have a plan? October 5, 2020

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Leaf

A tobacco leaf and a preference of smoking

Stoner 1: How do you smoke?
Stoner 2: I smoke leaves and woods.

Stoner 1: Like a leaf off the ground? o.O
Stoner 2: Nah like a tobacco leaf you probably a Fed.

by LegalizeIT420 December 6, 2020

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the most beautiful person in the world, but they won’t believe you if you tell them that. they might keep to themselves sometimes and not talk much but that’s because they’ve been through more than you could imagine. once you get to know them they’re funny and unique and have a great sence in style and music and love painting and plants. they’re perfect. once you meet them it’s impossible to let them go.

person 1 : hey who was that person that walked by, they’re stunning with they’re blond hair and blue eyes. i wish i were like them.
me : it’s leaf

them : how do you know
me : it’s leaf

by rain ily leaf December 10, 2020

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