LDS

Literally stands for the church of "Latter Day Saints." What it really means is Leaky Dick Syndrome.

Mormons are notorious for their "holy underwear" that they can never take off. It helps with the leaky dick syndrome.

They Jizz every time they see a new woman. That's why they need multiple wives and extra thick undies!

Frankie: Yo, you heard what happened to Carl?

Steve: Yeah, I heard he got the LDS so he joined the LDS!

Frankie: Damn! That shits fucked up!

by benjivie November 17, 2010

LDS

Long Dick Syndrome

Kevin had LDS

by Ka'Doir September 29, 2014

LDS

found in city heights; SS13 undergang, composed mainly of sorenos; part of Mexican mafia

My homeboy moved out from city heights and is the only LDS soreno in San Diego

by "S" moke "T" hat "D" rink November 29, 2007

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

LDS

1. An acronym representing a role-play character from the now defunct chat site, Live Universe.

2. An acronym representing the same role-play character from definition 1, only on other RPG chat sites.

Oh look, it's LDS up there on her platinum throne.

by Jan P. December 3, 2004

LD

Long Dick

"Do you wanna cuddle, or do you want the LD"

by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 20, 2003

LD

When you try to type :D but hit L instead of :

friend: Dude, I just found $100 on the ground
me: LD
me: :D

by lolhow October 24, 2008