A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
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Way too laxy to get out of bed to go online. He/She uses cellphone to communicate to his/her friends. see lazy
by Brennie January 13, 2006
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by achdus December 23, 2009
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an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard
Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A
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an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard
Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A
Kid: Teacher! I have lazyassphobia I can't partner up with Brian He's a lazy FUCK!
Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do
Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!
Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do
Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!
by The Flashing Tiger December 30, 2013
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by mingalingbestfriend December 27, 2009
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"Dude, you should wake up and go to work?" Miles says.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.
Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.
Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.
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