kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.

Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

kysten

overall a very nice caring and loving person who always cares for other people and is very sweet and cute has a very great personality

person 1: look how cute my bf kysten is!
person 2: aww you two are so cute!

by totallynot_cxllie March 11, 2021

Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

Kymtendo

A person who is obsessed with Nintendo. Refuses to even think about another game system and dreams of living in a castle with Link from the Zelda series. Kymtendo's are always female, the male version of the name is Stetendo, deriving from the name "Steve" who won the pac-man champion ship in 1969.

She is such a kymtendo!
Don't ler her become a kymtendo.
Get her off that computer before she gets sqaure eyes and becomes a kymtendo.

by Heraspax July 26, 2009

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009