kumon

A lethal torture device

Kumon is the equivalent of pouring cereal before milk

by GlaceonWasTaken May 17, 2023

kumon

l337 math learned by Chin pokemons in order to rule the world

I go to Kumon to learn math

by JEHU NASAL May 19, 2003

kumon

Abbreviation for "Come on"

Kumon man

by kumon October 28, 2015

Kumon

Math Tutoring program that firther enhances the already super intelectual asian mind. Everybody must learn soem Kumon.

I learn Kumon so one day I will rule the worl

by Anon Y. Mous March 18, 2004

Kumon

Where kids with glasses congregate

Friend: I want to go to Kumon
Me: You'll need these
*Throws glasses*

by lmaowhyamihere112223344 March 4, 2021

Kumon Kult

A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!

by KumonIsMyLife May 16, 2019

The Kumon Effect

When you begin to feel angry, sad, depressed, lonely, stupid, dumb, less smart and enraged at the same time. It can cause raging, such as throwing Kumon work, burning Kumon work or becoming a taxidermist and stuffing Kumon instructors.

I'm starting to feel the Kumon Effect. I'm starting to feel stupid and lonely.

by Lebron steve June 17, 2019