Chad Kroger

the lead singer of nickleback sometimes mistaken for the paddlepop lion because of his huge head and bogan beard

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

-holy fuckin shit!!! the paddlepop lion is singing about photographs

-yo word up chad krogers trying to sell me the new bubblegum paddle pop

by evilernie June 18, 2006

krogering

To shop at a Kroger grocery store.

The fridge was plum otta food so I went Krogering to fill it up with goodies.

by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006

kroetch

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

Kroger's Ogre

(1) A customer or shopper who obsessively looks for discounts

(2) A person on Halloween who
has a cheaply made costume

TLC's Extreme Couponing expose a lot of Kroger's ogres and how their addiction is affecting their life

by EmJayee October 14, 2017

Krogen-Lick

When someone busts a nut on a girl's tits or back, then a bystander friend swoops in, licks it up, and goes back to where they were standing very quickly. Often used when the cumming male doesn't like the sight of their own cum, or likes a clean partner.

Friend 1: Ay man, can you Krogen-Lick for me tonight bro?
Friend 2: Yeah sure thing man
Friend 1: Thanks man

by Hamlover420 October 15, 2021

kroger cart tan

"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.

After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.

by Maria Lehner September 20, 2008

Kroger

An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.

1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!

2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!

by Jeph tha 5'9 November 2, 2008