Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

Keebler Elf

A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".

Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."

Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."

by Rawkfan April 6, 2009

Keebler

Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.

A Club Cracker

Yo check out dat Keebler trying to Pop n lock.
Look like dat muh-fuh got da eplepsy or sumpin'

by Mark Smith December 3, 2004

Keebler

Oral sex from a midget. Preferably fellatio.

Man, I just got a keebler from one of Santa's helpers!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006