Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.
by Mike Dindia June 20, 2006
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Get back to work the kracker is comimg
by todd December 31, 2003
Get the kracker mug.An irritating individual, prone to playing Euro Trash dance music after 5:30 pm. Also enjoys the company of swarthy Greek men in bath houses. Steals whenever possible. Probably cheats on his taxes. Annoys geriatrics. Has abandonment issues. Likes bestowing pet names on co-workers. Teeth that would impress Baba-Booey. Can't hold his liquor and gets tossed out of bars frequently.
Krackhead is an annoying bitch.
by Krackhead's Master April 20, 2005
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A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.
Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"
Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"
Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"
by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010
Get the Kracken mug.by Scottcay August 27, 2008
Get the knackles mug.A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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