kolton h

a person who enjoys heavy metal and if you talk shit about slipknot he will kick your bitch ass. all the chicks want his cock but he doesnt give it to the preppy snotty ass bitches. they can go fuck themselves. he only goes for ones whos head isnt up their ass

cheerleader: hey kolton, i want your cock!
kolton: fuck off, dumb bitch.
gothic chick: hey kolton, i want your cock too!
kolton: ok.

by kolton January 28, 2005

Kolton Kluge

A very strange man, mainly because they like gingers. Eats 24/7. Plays mine-craft everyday and pretends he can get girls but unfortunately can't at all. And ends up sucking penis when he gets rejected. And will never be good at anything. And also steals your songs.

Your boy is a Kolton Kluge!

by 347tyweduyfv June 21, 2017

Kolton Kluge

An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.

Wow that kid is such a Kolton Kluge

by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017

Kolton and Alexandra

Kolton and Alexandra would make the best couple EVER. They are perfect for each other in every way, Koltons and Alexandras can never go wrong dating each other. Kolton and Alexandra never get bored talking to each other, they could talk for hours and laugh the whole time. Kolton and Alexandras would be in love forever.

"Kolton and Alexandra should get married. They are perfect."

by Ur mom's toast March 7, 2021

Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

by liz2011 August 14, 2009

kolton h

smells really bad and likes it up the butt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?

this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!

by logan March 31, 2005

Kolton's thigh

Kolton's Thighs. Better Known As The Flab Lords Consist Of Stickmen With High Amounts Of Excess Flesh Under The Waist. The Kolton's Thighs When Touched Of The Slightest It Can Jiggle Intently. It Smells Like Salsa and Vinegar. People Enjoy Worshiping Kolton's Thighs. People With The Extraordinary Disease Enjoy Terrorizing Little Kids At The Park. People Ether Worship Or Cower In Fear When Kolton's Thighs Are In Sight.

Kolton's Thighs are very jiggly and moist.

I love to worship Kolton's Thighs

by Moistjiggle May 28, 2022