Kolson

1.What you call someone who is self attracted.

Kolson: I will fuck myself

by Humphrey the third of Sardinia February 5, 2020

Kolton Kluge

An extremely obese man that has a small chode-like penis and has an extremely annoying high pitched voice. He also doesn't know how to talk to girls, plays Minecraft every day, and worst of all he likes gingers.

Wow that kid is such a Kolton Kluge

by SassySteve101 June 21, 2017

Kolton and Alexandra

Kolton and Alexandra would make the best couple EVER. They are perfect for each other in every way, Koltons and Alexandras can never go wrong dating each other. Kolton and Alexandra never get bored talking to each other, they could talk for hours and laugh the whole time. Kolton and Alexandras would be in love forever.

"Kolton and Alexandra should get married. They are perfect."

by Ur mom's toast March 7, 2021

Dirty Kolson

when a man lets a girl slurp berry fanta out of his penis hole

I pulled a Dirty Kolson last night with this dude

by ellagracyn April 15, 2020

Kolson

Overall sweetheart who will have no problem making fun of you and having fun. He will always love and keep all of his promises. He will be perfect for a girl named cassidy.

Aw! He wrote you that he’s such a kolson

by Hicktown333 October 29, 2018

Kostonish

Badass, able to bust out bitchin nice kickflip noseslides

You see how Derek skates he's kostonish

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004

Kolton

Kolton is a gay boy. All kolton talks about is dicks

Kolton likes big dicks

by mcquade2019 May 29, 2019