kokwilliam

Noun, often used to describe a person that is, for lack of a better term, a fucking dickhead. A kokwilliam will constantly try to one-up you, or attempt to prove that he is smarter than you, when in fact he/she is not--all the while completely oblivious to the fact that everyone he/she comes into contact with can't believe they just suffered an interaction with one of the most hated persons on earth. a kokwilliam is even hated by their own family members, pointing to the theory that a history of abuse (physical/verbal/sexual) early in life, eventually results in a kokwilliam

I couldn't be as big of a fucking dickhead as kokwilliam even if i tried. I can't believe that no talent, grey gumby, just for men, foot drop prick hasn't come out of the closet yet.

by scoopy December 6, 2004

Kokwaffle

Derogatory; Someone who's personality traits are so appalling, they have Dick-like qualities, to the extent of which I hate waffles.

Did you hear about what that dude did to his wife? He's such a F***ing Kokwaffle.

by PurePenance February 2, 2010

Koawala Bear

When someone who can't spell Koala Bear tries to write it.

personally, if i was a bear i would be a koawala bear, because they technically aren't bears, there's a song about it :)

by The master of bears January 7, 2010

Kokanshu

A fucker of a person nicknamed laser or Gatomon

I kokanshued the world

by Ohil Blantenworst June 23, 2003

Kokaine

The really poor man's cocaine - not even safe for dogs.

"Tell me - how did he die?"
"He appears to have traces of Kokaine in his left nostril"
"Cocaine?"
"No, ma'am. Kokaine. The fake kind."

by fake with a k December 19, 2008

kokweasl

A bit of a muppet...

"Kokweasl !!" Like when you watch someone on TV and you think they are rubbish.

by Drop The Bone May 11, 2006

Kokowum

The man who wants to, and later does, marry Pocahontas.

(I probably spelt it wrong, sorry to any native americans/native people who can correct me on the spelling. I also don't wish to be )

Chief Powhatan: Kokowum has asked to seek your hand in marriage.
Pocahontas: ..marry Kokowum?
Flit: *mhmm mhmm!*
Meeko: *disgusted noise*

by midnightsatire May 14, 2011