kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007

kojak

A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"

Don't mess with Kojak girl. He's having a bad hair day.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

Kojak

A parking spot right in front of your destination. Named after the show "Kojak" in which Telly Savales always parked right in front of any building in New York City in the middle of the day, which of course is impossible.

We were meeting Jen and Heather at the restaurant and found a kojak.

by AndreaStarrett September 4, 2006

Kojak Moment

When you suddenly figure something out.

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"

by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011

kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

by Anon Person January 14, 2006

Kajjajja

Online game handle of Maine East's James Khan. Pulled out of the depths of his ass and now means absolutely nothing...

Holy shit, was that THE Kajjajja???

by Jaded Mercenary March 3, 2005

kojap

a person whose heritage is the result of the 30+ year japanese occupation of south korea

ash? she's a really hot kojap... korean and japanese? or japko...

by boogerflicker892 January 12, 2009