knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

Knuckle Children

Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?

by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005

knuckledick

someone who gets cockpunched all the time

Andrew Baker is so well hated that he became a knuckledick.

by DLa November 15, 2003

Knuck Feast

Knuck Feast refers to an intense smorgasbord of ass beatings.

It is also the name of a sex-core crunk group from Decatur, GA.

"20 Bitch ass mufuckas step to da crew - bout ta be a Knuck Feast in here"

by Lil' Fiesty February 11, 2007

knucklefuckle

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.

The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.

by DV8DUG September 27, 2017

lock the knucks

Make hooks with your hands and lock them together in an opposing fashion so your elbows stick out.

When the army of giant fire ants attacks the villagers, lock the knucks and ride the human wave with your bows out to escape with minimal effort.

by Lock the knucks May 19, 2016

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019