knowologist

An individual who always contributes a perceived fact during a conversation despite being wrong, and will defend their statement blindly like a douchebag.

A know-it-all who has created a religion out of interrupting people with useless facts or opinions and believes they are always right.

Thanks for being a knowologist Jason

by Mike 2222222 April 18, 2011

Knobgobbling-slobber

The left over residue from oral sex.

Dude, I had knobgobbling-slobber all over my man berries after Kayla gave me a hummer last night!

by Pan Bakhchisaratsky January 21, 2016

Knowson

Noun: someone that you see a lot and know so much about but you have never talked to

They have always been a knowson to me, always right next to my bus stop to pick up their little brother.

by Andromedead August 9, 2023

knowitall knownothing

A person who acts like they know it all but prove they know nothing.

I paid attention to what they were saying, until i realized he was a knowitall knownothing. Then i told him to shut up.

by GrabControl May 9, 2015

Knowone

When an idiot spells “no one” incorrectly.

Brad: Dude… knowone cares
Steve: you can’t even spell bro

by Sunnybrooke December 11, 2021

Knogo

A person who thinks they are so smart cause they correct grammar

Pat is a knogo

by Hlock September 16, 2014

Knobgobbing

The act of two or more women ducking on the head of a man's penis at the same time, as though they were fighting to be the one sucking in the head, but really they are working in unison to both have their mouths sucking on the head of the penis at the same time.

Look at that lucky guy over there. The three hot chicks are knobgobbing his cock.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016