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Knob Jockey 

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.
"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)
Knob Jockey by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008
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knob jockey 

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.
Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian
knob jockey by Mike August 5, 2003

knob jockey 

one who likes a big knob up their anus.
David f takes hard knob up the anus he is a knob jockey
knob jockey by robert f June 2, 2004

Knob Jockey 

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.
"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"
Knob Jockey by atlasman831 October 21, 2009

Knob Jockey 

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.
Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.
Knob Jockey by Iain Shortreed December 7, 2003

Knob Jockey 

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.
"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."
Knob Jockey by Darren November 26, 2001