Knobgooch

(noun, verb): Commonly referred to as the shapeshifter of verbal slurs. Can be used to describe a lame roommate or friend, a failed attempt or someone frontin' on the street.

Smitty: Hey guys wanna stay in and help me write my memoirs?
Group: Ugh Smitty, you are being such a Knobgooch!

Ignatius (after his favorite player missed a dunk): Ah! He Knobgooched it! You gotta make the bunnies!

by Dan Cantone February 1, 2009

Pube Knoose

When your freakishly long pubic hairs form a knoose around your penis. Which leads you to attempt to free yourself of the uncomfortable pulling it causes when you walk.

Ahh! this pube knoose is a bitch! I wish i could untangle myself, i guess i'll wait til church is over.

by AnthonyBiatch March 31, 2010

Sos kogos moment

A moment where a person changes theyre whole personality just to score with a girl (mostly goth)

-hey man i am a huge fan of type o negative and bauhaus and metal is mid
-you are a metalhead and also these bands are terrible, is this because of that goth chick youve been meeting recently? thats a sos kogos moment

by Big_ass_ripper6969 August 27, 2023

knoodle

A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.

They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.

by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007

Kogo

A tall funny male usually from Africa and laughs a lot. He makes you laugh when you need him most and he always is there for you. Usually, stands out in math class and connects with others quickly.

Safwan: Hey Kogo can you help me with this problem?
Kogo: No problem I already finished it!

by Safydooplow August 28, 2017

kongoz

I think kongoz are like a type of drum only thing I know why they're like a type of drum is because chief keef said ("Them guns sound like kongoz") that's why they're probably a drum I really don't know

Keith: kongoz are loud like a drum

Keisha: okay

by I be chiefin keef January 4, 2019

Death Knoob

A player in World of Warcraft who rolled the class of Death Knight because in the earlier levels they are OP and easier levels. By earlier levels, I mean level 55-68, because they are for retards who don't want to level another character from level one. Once they are 80, they run around in randoms like dumbasses and drop Death and Decay everywhere. The Death Knoob will then say Lawl, yous gots pwnedz0rs, and leave.

Person that isn't a retard #1: Is that Death Knight Dual-wielding in Blood spec?
Person that isn't a retard #2: Yeah, he's a Death Knoob, mosdef.

by McAwesomePants:D June 17, 2010