What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

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Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

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someone who freezes a shit and uses it as a dildo

brian that dirty klondiker he froze his shit and used it as a dildo on wendy

klondiker by oil patch November 22, 2011

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Bob: Hey Joe!
Joe: Be a Klondike
Bob" *faints*

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I always eat out that bitch with a passion and she acts like she doesn't give a shit. What a fucking klondike!

klondike by sgolteb October 24, 2011

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KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

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