klesbian 

a lesbian who is also a kleptomaniac.

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.

klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

anna klosiewicz by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

Kloosed Up 

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

Kloosed Up by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

kles

when a group of people sneeze at the same time

bro that was a kles

kles by henentertainement June 8, 2021

abel klose 

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

abel klose by anonymous August 20, 2022

karlie kloss 

Super hot model over 6 feet tall that is a close friend of Taylor Swift. Is extremely sexy.

"Oh my God! That woman is a total Karlie Kloss."

karlie kloss by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

kleos 

kleos is the greek word for honor and glory. When you conquer something that was extremely challenging, you are said to have reached Kleos. This was used as a word to describe what the greek soldiers fought for in battle, such as in Homer's book the Illiad.

Once we get to the top to this mountain, we will achieve kleos!

kleos by hsgreek December 12, 2009