Kissmas

When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.

"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"

by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

lone kisser

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.

"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"

by JustBreathe August 18, 2013

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.

Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

by xxloverntafighterdiilylahxx November 9, 2010

Kisses for Paisley

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

kiss me you fool

The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops

harry: "now kiss me you fool"

by alanastyles January 6, 2019

Kismesis

A Kismesis is the term used to describe deep, deep hatred for someone. This is the person that you could, and will likely, hate for all your life, no matter what they do. This, however, is a romantic hate, usually involving many hate-snogs and other violent, but romantic, acts such as that.

A perfect example is Spades Slick and SnOwman. They hate each other to a degree at which not achievable by most beings, and is the most powerful pairing of kismesis seen yet.

by zingo47 August 6, 2011

Neck Kisses

The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.

Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.

"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"

by cuddlebug42o May 15, 2020