kinkerninker

(1) The moment right before absolute defeat in a game
(2) The event in which one completely and utterly ends another man’s whole carrier

John: How’s the game goin’?
Adam: We’re about to get Kinkerninkered!

Greg: Where’s Bill? He’s almost an hour late?
Bob: His boss Kinkerninkered him yesterday, so he’s at home sleeping.

by anonymous October 9, 2022

Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

by Lou_beck May 23, 2010

shit kickers

Actually, they are ass-kicking boots

I'm going out to Roper's tonight in my new shitkickers and Stetson hat.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Cunt Kickers

A drink intended for females. 8 oz or pony size "chick beer" or "cheerleader beer"

I've got a 12 banger of Cunt Kickers at the house, come on by!

by DrSherpa September 7, 2013

jesus kickers

1. Someone's feet that are so big, that when they walk, they kinda look like they are trying to kick Jesus off his cloud.
2. A pair of shoes that are too big for the person wearing them

1. that dude has some serious jesus kickers, he should do what those Chinese women do and gradualy make them smaller before he wakes up The Son Of God
2.That clown has the biggest Jesus kickers this side of the known frontier

by Charlie Mcnamara December 1, 2006

Bitch Kickers

1980's slang for shoes made by the company British Knight. The shoes that this company made during the late 80's usually had a big BK somewhere on the shoe and that's where the term bitch kickers comes from.

guy 1: I just bought some bitch kickers from foot locker.

guy 2: Oh cool, I like their High Tops.

by your adolescent mother January 23, 2011