No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
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Get the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum mug.A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
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