Kimchi

the answer to all of life's problems.

I hate my life. I could use some kimchi right about now.

by secret ninja kimchi December 29, 2011

kimochi

a word that is often said by females in hentai and ero films. It is customary for Japanese females to repetively say "Kimochi!" after repetitively screaming "IIE" (no)

Middle aged man: ", Kono ama, Shakuhachi shite!"
School girl: "Onegai iie! iie!"
Middle aged man: "Hayakusiro!"
(pause)
School girl: "Honto oishii soshite kimochi!"

translated-
Middle aged man: "Suck my dick you bitch!"
School girl: "Please no! No!"
Middle aged man: "Hurry the fuck up"
(pause)
School girl: "It tastes and feels really good!"

by syphillis July 8, 2007

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off

"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"

by asianbooty December 16, 2013

Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

by ojnojib January 16, 2019

kimochi

1. a Japanese word that means feelings. 2. a Japanese sentiment to conveying the sense that presentations are ‘gratuitous’ gifts from the heart (i.e. a gifts without any obligation).

The grandaughter left a present on the porch of her grandmother's for going to school. When asked by her friend, she said it was "kimochi" from my granddaughter.

by Ixy July 29, 2003

Kimchi Handjob

1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.

2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle

1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."

2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."

by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013