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Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

A phrase often used by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski on the animated TV show South Park. Used when friend Kenny is killed in every episode up to season 5 where he dies permanently. Until he comes back in Red Sleigh Down. The reason the creators no longer massacre Kenny is because they ran out of ideas and decided to just make him a major character. He still dies occasionaly like in "The List"
Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Bastards!

Kyle:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Stan:You Bastards!

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!,
oh wait, he's okay

Elf:Holy Crap we just killed that kid.
Stan:Yeah, whatever, what's the secret to corporations.

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Cartman:Damn Straight.

Kyle:Oh My God! I Killed Kenny!
You Bastard.
by Some Bored ass Canadian Kid October 21, 2008
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Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.
FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*
by rastaysballin October 24, 2009
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Who killed kenny?

No one knows....
OMG!! they killed kenny!!! YOU BASTARDS!!
yeah but, Who killed kenny?
by OMFG12378541978236497812 January 3, 2009
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you just killed it

To complete a task with the best possible results.
by cyborgdino July 23, 2014
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killed it

1. When someone does something really well.
2. When someone ruins a joke or a moment.
1. Man, Chris Brown KILLED the Chicken Noodle Soup!
2. Someone tells a joke, and one person laughs longer and louder than everybody else, they killed it.
by aishabe November 21, 2006
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
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curiosity killed the cat

An expression some guy I used to hu with would say. Implying that curiosity can hurt you....he was weird guy.
Tod: isn’t she a freshly? how old is she?
Z: Ya know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.
by kickrocks August 16, 2020
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