Contract Killer

an assassion for hire. paid to kill, and not leave a trace of evidence that can lead back to the customer.

I'm a contract killer, for my last hit i was paid $60K.

by Ric0 September 14, 2007

silent killer

someone that gets girls/fucks but keeps it on the low.

“you a silent killer bro”

by cichxcki August 12, 2022

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

koala killer

Aka Australian political scum Gladys Berejiklian who has single handedly murdered shit ton of Australian wildlife

It's because of Koala Killer (Gladys Berejiklian) Australia is burning and it's children are dying

by Black Shampoo November 21, 2019

Killer Keemstar

A 34 year old man child experiencing a mid life crisis. Usually looks like a gnome.

Dude is he a Killer Keemstar?
I think he is

by Rarest Peep June 20, 2016

Serial Killer Glasses

Ridiculous glasses with metal frames worn by serial killers in the 70s and 80s, hipsters in the 2010s, and girls with a superfluous E a n their first name.

Did you see Ryane’s glasses? Serial killer glasses for sure.

by Spartan08 August 22, 2021

text-killer

Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

"r u coming 2 the prty 2nite?"
"no i cant cuz i hav 2 go 2 a family reunion"
"haha ok"
"way to use a text-killer... now wat do i say?"

by happyfish May 30, 2009