Kiernism is a religion created by a guy who was a friend of kiern. kiern became god and his worshippers are called kiernists. kiernists have a bible but it was torn or thrown away by a man by the name of Ryan. because of ryan, kiernists have a common goal. It is to insult all Ryanists in the world. a cool thing all Kiernists have is free milo.
by SUPERLASERFLYINGMAGICALCAT April 4, 2019
Get the Kiernism mug.Adjective - In a relationship, describes an individual male who is especially whipped by the female in ever way possibly imaginable past, present, and future. The male is gradually warped psychologically by becoming a zombie slave to the controlling female, he can no longer see his friends or utilize any form of technological communication... for the female fears he may talk to another being of equal or greater importance to her. The male then becomes an unrelenting jackass across society due to the constant need to cater to the female's every whim. The individual's former friends then start to despise him and eventually abandon him, as he becomes only a shred of his former self and truly becomes her slave by his act of willingly placing his nuts in her trophy case...
Female in relationship= "The ink in this pen you gave me isn't dark enough, I SAID CHARCOAL BLACK NOT JUST BLACK! YOU BETTER FIX THIS OR I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HAVE ANY SKITTLES TODAY...."
Male in relationship: "Oh! I'm sorry baby! I'll go down to the store now and buy some more, sorry I didn't think about it, i was really trying to make you happy this time"
Friends watching relationship: "God that guy is so Kienitz!!!"
Male in relationship: "Oh! I'm sorry baby! I'll go down to the store now and buy some more, sorry I didn't think about it, i was really trying to make you happy this time"
Friends watching relationship: "God that guy is so Kienitz!!!"
by Call It how it is Shun... April 25, 2010
Get the Kienitz mug.A really funny person. Can be somewhat pervish. Super pretty. Doesn't talk smack. Has a good personality. A best friend. has a hilarious laugh. Always there for you.
girl one "man, i can't ever get a good person to hang out with"
girl two "Hang out with Kiernon, she's the best"
girl two "Hang out with Kiernon, she's the best"
by Plutoisaplanetsoshutyourtrappp November 21, 2010
Get the Kiernon mug.A beautiful girl. Smart, funny, with an name that is unique. She can't be defined, only loved! She is going places in her life!
by jammag February 3, 2010
Get the Kiernan mug.Kiernin is a really cool dude. He play video games and has no life. He enjoys the company of other people and loves talking to his friends. Due to his massive cock and super deep voice, he gets hella bitches.
Kiernin sucks cock.
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Get the kiern mug.is somewhat of a celebrity . Known for his fantastic artistic talents and skills at debating, he is also one of the most gorgeous male's on Earth. His contributions to the Charity's have ever seen, but everyday he spends at the sun seems to shine a little brighter there. He is one of the most trusting and loyal friends one could every wish for. If you had the honor of being friends with him, you would never, ever want to lose him.
Person 1: Wow! Who is that guy? He is just simply amazing!
Person 2: Well, Obviously its Andrew Kiernan, He is the most sexiest guy's in the world!
Person 1: Oh, of course! How could I not have known?
Person 2: Well, Obviously its Andrew Kiernan, He is the most sexiest guy's in the world!
Person 1: Oh, of course! How could I not have known?
by Braiden93 October 28, 2013
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